"My stomach felt like it had a hole.
And I knew I had to do something.
So I took my books to the campus bookstore.
I said “ Mister, please, won’t you buy these books from me?
I bought them here not long ago.
I spent good money. Give me something. I am hungry”
But all he said was “No” and “No.”
Right there and then I had a book buyback heart attack
Just when I thought I’d be a winner
It was book buyback heart attack.

Well he just laughed as I collapsed.
I slid on my face right out the door.
But I went home and grabbed my guitar, baby
And now I’m singing songs outside the liquor store.

‘Cause all he gave me was a book buyback heart attack,
And now I’m singing for my dinner going “book buyback heart attack.”
book buyback heart attack.
Would you like some Lynyrd Skynyrd going ooh, ooh, ooh

I woke up early this morning.
I played for hours and made some money,
but just enough to get through the day.
‘Til some mack in a pimp hat came up beside me
And threw a blew card in my guitar case
It said “Go to Blue Rectangle dot com and sell all your books
‘Cause tip-top dollar you will get paid”

Now the man in the hat didn’t get me no money
But he sure did give me lots of change (Aw yeah!)

Now I’m singing
book buyback heart attack just relax,
Just sit back and be a winner, no more Book Buyback heart attack
book buyback heart attack is where it’s at.
No more singin’ Lynyrd Skynyrd going ooh, ooh, ooh."